• me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

10 minutes ago // 197,670 notes


i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

(via leishur)

10 minutes ago // 404,811 notes


People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

(via baracknobama)

12 minutes ago // 116,493 notes




*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

(via generalbooty)

14 minutes ago // 60,014 notes

seagulls are idiots they cant even read

remember when people thought phones were going to do this and instead now they’re getting bigger and bigger cuz we want to watch movies and shit on them