Denmark
  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

10 minutes ago // 197,670 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

(via leishur)


10 minutes ago // 404,811 notes

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

(via baracknobama)


12 minutes ago // 116,493 notes

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

(via generalbooty)


14 minutes ago // 60,014 notes
partybarackisinthehousetonight:

seagulls are idiots they cant even read
dropkickpikachu:


remember when people thought phones were going to do this and instead now they’re getting bigger and bigger cuz we want to watch movies and shit on them
legalmexican:

what